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A Vacation Full of Secrets TITLE CHANGE READ!!!

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Hey everyone!

So I'm sure a lot of you awesome mofos reading my story HATE the title as much as i do.
To be honest i SUCK at titles...as you can see -____-
Well the title will be changing, but the story will stay the same!!!
and the new title will beeeee....

*drum roll*


Overused

Thanks to my fantabulous friend MystroTheDefender for helping me with the title...well actually kind of maybe coming up with it!

Hahah anywhore...so if you see 'Overused' in your inbox, know its actually Vacation Full of Secrets...God i hate that title

Kaythnxbai!!!!

Thanks for reading the story, you all are truly amazing :)

And now here is a little paragraph about Eddy getting a cat

"Harvey i will never ever ask a riddle ever in my entire life if we buy her."

Harvey shook his head, waving off the tiny mewling kitten from his face. Edward had gotten it in his head that they should buy a pet to 'liven' the apartment.

Harvey thought that the apartment was 'lively' enough and did not need to be cluttered with feces, piss, throw up, food, ripped furniture, and most likely his most dreaded pet peeve, little hairs sticking to his black suits.

"No Eddy. We are not getting a fucking cat." Harvey voice lowered dangerously. Eddy rolled his eyes, he knew how to get what he wanted when he wanted.

"Fine. If we don't get the KITTEN, then your not getting head."

You better get that fucking cat Harvey!

What the hell? Why are you siding with him!

Remember the last time we didn't let him take apart the TV...Remember how horrible and agonizing it was to just...use our hand...

Oh God.

He grabbed the black kitten from Eddy's hands and sprinted to the register. The cashier jolted back started by the way the strange man thrusted the kitten in her arms.

"Do you take Credit?!" He shouted eagerly, a small sweat droplet gliding down his temple.

"Uh yes. That'll be six hundred and ninety nine dollars."

He shoved the plastic card into her free hand.

"Enjoy your new pet!" She called out as he speedily walked out of the translucent door.

Edward grabbed the kitten gently, cradling it in his arms like a new born baby.

"Happy?!" Harvey said, looking at Edward's cooing face.

"Very. And i know exactly what I'm going to name her!"

The odd couple tread lightly down the busy street.

"Twofy!"

When he isn't looking...kill it
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General-Kel's avatar
Yep, the old title stopped making sense as they had returned in Gotham, "Overused (Riddler)" sounds better haha :D You should change the old titles to it too after everybody knows. And Twofy cat is the cuteness of course :meow: